Retro Rescuer T-Shirts

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

You had me at vintage.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Tourist

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Hipster Police Department

Old songs made new

How Gary got his groove back.