Vintage Hunter Gifts

'It's part of our Thanksgiving tradition - I hide the frozen turkey and Walter hunts it down.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Piety

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Early Colour TV

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

Pre-Television Man Caves

Swells - Men's Fashion

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.