Antique Hunter Gifts

"There's more inside."

"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."

Antiques: Everything must go! New antiques arriving daily.

Antique oriental carpets.

'That's the evening paper, sir.'

Southwark Fair.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Books of Tablets

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

The Old Curiosity Shop

My own museum.

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"I'll take it."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"