Collectible Hunter Gifts

This stamp album designer better be good.

'Let's take another look at the mugshots.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"There's more inside."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Over-reaction Man.

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'I could only afford a Yo.'

Toys Were Me

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'Twenty-five years for buying a Chateau Beychevelle from out-of-state: On the bright side, when you get out, it'll be ready to drink.'

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"Look what we found yesterday when we were cleaning out the attic."

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

Antique oriental carpets.

'It's part of our Thanksgiving tradition - I hide the frozen turkey and Walter hunts it down.'

'That's the evening paper, sir.'

Shooting in Ireland

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

Hunting Out of Season

Look, honey! I've been shopping off-line!

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

"Turns out the biggest mistake a hunter can make is sleeping with the wife of the town's only taxidermist."