Collectable Seekers Gifts

"She's a rescue."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Do not disturb...

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

The polar bear's vending machine.

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"You're stealing the blanket."

Louis XIV

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Twenty-five years for buying a Chateau Beychevelle from out-of-state: On the bright side, when you get out, it'll be ready to drink.'

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

Have you seen this toaster?

The traveling Yard Sale.

Salvage Hunters

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

Warming hands over soup.

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'