
"I'm still looking, sir."
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"I'm still looking, sir."
'I wouldn't do that. First editions are worth big bucks.'
"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."
Rare Books
"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"
Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.
'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'
Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.
'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'
Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check
Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.
"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"
'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'
FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY
Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)
"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."
"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."
"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"
Big Medium
Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.
"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."
Vegicurious
'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'
'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'
Have you seen this toaster?
I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow
Salvage Hunters
The Paranormal Society...
'Don't worry...the built in obsolescence will kick in before your child has a chance to break it.'
'Unfortunately, ma'am, it's not worth a thing! The recliner, however, is quite valuable!'
'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'
'I'll leave it entirely to you...as long as it's a red...for exactly $20...from Napa...made from Merlot...2006 vintage...'
'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'
'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'
Garage sale
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