Vintage Seeker Gifts

VHS at the Antiques Roadshow: 'I'm afraid the fact that you've 'got tons of blank tapes for it' doesn't make any difference.'

'Unfortunately, ma'am, it's not worth a thing! The recliner, however, is quite valuable!'

'Perhaps, Monsieur would perfer a different vintage?'

'Another 'last bottle' for the display, when you're ready.'

Antiques - Spode-u-like.

Salvage Hunters

"Apparently it dates back to 2019."

Post Office Counters

Garage sale

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Have you seen this toaster?

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'I'll leave it entirely to you...as long as it's a red...for exactly $20...from Napa...made from Merlot...2006 vintage...'

'He drinks the wine and then lays it down.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'I don't claim to know everything about wine - just 97%.'

Wine. We're out of the '98 why don't you just mix a '97 and a '99 together?

"We met on eBay."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"He's deliciously vintage."

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'