Vintage Sound Seeker Gifts

"I think he was a celebrity."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Musical notes bubble gum.

Music downloads

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"The subwoofers really help."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Disco Owls

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Band Practice

Robert Johnson

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Gustave Charpentier

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Louis XIV

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."