Unconventional Sound Seeker Gifts

Uneasy Listening

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Music downloads

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"The subwoofers really help."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

Band Practice

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

'Cheer up...'

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

Felix Mendelssohn

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here