Surround Sound Seeker Gifts

'Unfortunately, your satellite dish is interfering with your pacemaker. The good news is: you'll be dreaming in high definition surround sound.'

child between cats hears purring in stereo

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Musical notes bubble gum.

Music downloads

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"The subwoofers really help."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Band Practice

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

Felix Mendelssohn

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

Unsound

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.