Surround Sound Savant Gifts

Wow, is that the new lithotripter? No, it's the new Dolby surround sound system, with extra-tech woofers.

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Sir Edward Elgar

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

The Music Lover.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'Always bought low.'

Anton Bruckner.

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Ludwig van Beethoven

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

Great customer care is not optional.

Benjamin Britten.

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"Talk for all of eternity, just $29 a month."

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