Surround Sound Savant T-Shirts

Wow, is that the new lithotripter? No, it's the new Dolby surround sound system, with extra-tech woofers.

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Sir Edward Elgar

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

The Music Lover.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Anton Bruckner.

'Always bought low.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'Here's a song that's been done to death.'

Ludwig van Beethoven

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

Benjamin Britten.

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Great customer care is not optional.

Wow! He can hear a song just once and then play it? Yeah, he has a phonographic memory!

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"Talk for all of eternity, just $29 a month."