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Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"
Felix Mendelssohn
"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."
What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?
'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'
Sir Edward Elgar
Antonin Leopold Dvorak
Christopher Nolan caricature
'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'
'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'
The Music Lover.
Man chasing microphone.
"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."
'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'
Anton Bruckner.
Sergei Prokofiev.
Benjamin Britten
Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.
Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito
"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."
'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'
Ludwig van Beethoven
'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'
Space Commando Revenge. Special Effects Extravaganza. It's definitely a "must see" movie … Particularly since there's no dialogue.
'Here's a song that's been done to death.'
'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'
'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'
"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"
"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."
'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'
Wow! He can hear a song just once and then play it? Yeah, he has a phonographic memory!
Wow, is that the new lithotripter? No, it's the new Dolby surround sound system, with extra-tech woofers.
The apes make advances in grooming techniques.
Benjamin Britten.
"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."
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