Speech Sound Savant Gifts

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

Poetry repairman

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

The Music Lover.

Man chasing microphone.

Anton Bruckner.

'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

Annoucement

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

Benjamin Britten

Algernon Swinburne

Sergei Prokofiev.

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Ludwig van Beethoven

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

'Here's a song that's been done to death.'

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

Priest and mobile

"I'm the owner of Happy Pappy's comedy club. Here's my card. Call me."

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

Benjamin Britten.

Great customer care is not optional.

Wow, is that the new lithotripter? No, it's the new Dolby surround sound system, with extra-tech woofers.

Wow! He can hear a song just once and then play it? Yeah, he has a phonographic memory!

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