Song Savant Gifts

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Wow! He can hear a song just once and then play it? Yeah, he has a phonographic memory!

'Here's a song that's been done to death.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

East End Maps.

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Poetry repairman

Man chasing microphone.

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

The Music Lover.

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

'The music business.'

Anton Bruckner.

'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'

Algernon Swinburne

"I wrote a song, but it's not finished. You wanna hear it?"

Annoucement

Benjamin Britten

Sergei Prokofiev.

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

Ludwig van Beethoven

"I'm the owner of Happy Pappy's comedy club. Here's my card. Call me."

Priest and mobile

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

'Welcome to 'Wall Street Speaks'... and now our next guest is an expert on street talk.'

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'