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Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

East End Maps.

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Poetry repairman

Man chasing microphone.

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

The Music Lover.

'The music business.'

Anton Bruckner.

'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'

Sergei Prokofiev.

Annoucement

Algernon Swinburne

Benjamin Britten

"I wrote a song, but it's not finished. You wanna hear it?"

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

'Welcome to 'Wall Street Speaks'... and now our next guest is an expert on street talk.'

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

Priest and mobile

Ludwig van Beethoven

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

Benjamin Britten.