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Poetry repairman

Algernon Swinburne

Felix Mendelssohn

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Sir Edward Elgar

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Poetry Buff.

William Shakespeare

The Music Lover.

'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

The Poet.

Anton Bruckner.

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Welcome to my cellar!

Sergei Prokofiev.

Thomas Wyatt

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"The lost password department's that way."

Benjamin Britten

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

Priest and mobile

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'I'd like to renew my poetic license!'

'Here's a song that's been done to death.'

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

"...and so I left Wall Street and made a killing in poetry."

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'