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On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Modern Major General

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I blame global warming!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Shoe addict.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Sunbathing in the park

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Beach hats

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Frederic Chopin

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke