Sonnet Seeker Pillows

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Modern Major General

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Shoe addict.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Privates Beach"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I blame global warming!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Frederic Chopin

Sunbathing in the park

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Beach hats

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Easter Island Shades...