Sonnet Devotee Pillows

Poetry Buff.

William Shakespeare

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Thomas Hardy

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

You're the olive in my martini

"Bonk!"

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Poetry repairman

Scot holding a heart.

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

The Poet.

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Oh, come on, Bill, surely you can do better than 'there was an old lady from Nantucket!''

Thomas Wyatt

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

Snowman outside library.

Algernon Swinburne

'They're all for you.'

A.E. Housman

Alexander Blok