Sonnet Devotee Prints

Poetry Buff.

William Shakespeare

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to hate yourself."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

You're the olive in my martini

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Scot holding a heart.

Poetry repairman

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

One book... One book... One book...

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

The Poet.

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Thomas Wyatt

'Oh, come on, Bill, surely you can do better than 'there was an old lady from Nantucket!''

Snowman outside library.

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

Algernon Swinburne

'They're all for you.'