Sonnet Admirer Prints

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

The Poet.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Poetry repairman

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Poetry Buff.

William Shakespeare

Johannes Brahms

Freedom of the Press

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Book Shop.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Jean Sibelius.

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Thomas Dorsey.

Algernon Swinburne

Guitarist.

Thomas Wyatt

'Oh, come on, Bill, surely you can do better than 'there was an old lady from Nantucket!''

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

"Listen up, my fine people, and I'll sing you a song, 'bout a brave neurosurgeon who done something wrong."

Street signs in Motown.

"...and so I left Wall Street and made a killing in poetry."

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

'Sorry we're late, we had a bit of trouble finding you.'

'The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day.'

"The actual title of my sermon, Ms. Barns, is 'Are you going to hell?'."

Rupert Brooke.

"Of course you forgot the words. It's in our DNA."