Sonnet Admirer Mugs

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

The Poet.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Poetry repairman

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Poetry Buff.

William Shakespeare

Johannes Brahms

Celine Dion

Raymond Queneau

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Book Shop.

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Jean Sibelius.

Freedom of the Press

Thomas Dorsey.

Guitarist.

Thomas Wyatt

Algernon Swinburne

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

'Oh, come on, Bill, surely you can do better than 'there was an old lady from Nantucket!''

"Listen up, my fine people, and I'll sing you a song, 'bout a brave neurosurgeon who done something wrong."

Street signs in Motown.

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

"...and so I left Wall Street and made a killing in poetry."

'Sorry we're late, we had a bit of trouble finding you.'

'The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day.'

"The actual title of my sermon, Ms. Barns, is 'Are you going to hell?'."