Newton Admirer Mugs

'The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

Swiss army knife

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Car joust.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Remarkably Richmond

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

Pizza at the Round Table

Knights

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Horatio Nelson

Johannes Brahms

The Poet.

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Knight and dragon

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Pizza London Eye