Newton Admirer Prints

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

Swiss army knife

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Car joust.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Remarkably Richmond

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Seamus Heaney

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

'After A Knights Hard Day'

Pizza at the Round Table

Knights

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Horatio Nelson

Johannes Brahms

The Poet.

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Knight and dragon

Pizza London Eye

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"