Newton Admirers Prints

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Intelligent people laugh too!

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Newton's Law and Order.

Seamus Heaney

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Horatio Nelson

The Poet.

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

"Has anybody seen my old friend Nelson?"

In the days before Newton discovered gravity...

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

Northern Canadian Cowboys.

James Chadwick

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

An object at rest tends to remain at ... ouch!

Isaac Newton without the Apple Tree.

'The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day.'

Physics Lab. Sorry I'm late, but "a body at rest," you know.

People on a map with pegs on their noses.

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

Woodrow Wilson

'Some of these are not birth marks...they're age spots.'

Gravity - What good is it?

Jesus was banned from all future fishing tournaments