Newton Admirers Pillows

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Intelligent people laugh too!

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

Newton's Law and Order.

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Horatio Nelson

The Poet.

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

In the days before Newton discovered gravity...

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

Isaac Newton without the Apple Tree.

James Chadwick

'The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day.'

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

Woodrow Wilson

People on a map with pegs on their noses.

Gravity - What good is it?

Jesus was banned from all future fishing tournaments

"We would like to apply for asylum in Canada!"