Newtonian Enthusiast Pillows

An object at rest tends to remain at ... ouch!

Intelligent people laugh too!

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Newton's Law and Order.

X-RAY

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

Friedrich Nietzsche

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

Yum Yum

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

In the days before Newton discovered gravity...

Franz Liszt

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

Isaac Newton without the Apple Tree.

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

'The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day.'

'Bauhaus retirement home.'

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.

"Naked Gardening Day, yes, Wilkinshaw...naked computing day, noooooo!...."

Physics Lab. Sorry I'm late, but "a body at rest," you know.

"One hundred million neutrinos are passing through our bodies every second, and we're worried about the price of coffee."

'I had a really embarrassing dream last night. I was walking around in public, with all my clothes on.'

Gravity - What good is it?

"I don't like the look of that new member."