Newton Enthusiast Pillows

Gravity - What good is it?

Intelligent people laugh too!

The Life of Pi

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Ukraine Crisis

But under a different accounting convention ...

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Warning: Math Ahead!

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

Nato Membership

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

Reign Man

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

Newton's Law and Order.

Daily Routine

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Europa Clipper

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

57th Birthday balloons

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

Thomas Wyatt

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

In the days before Newton discovered gravity...

Before it even began this would become one of the longest trials on record.

'It's called 'Creative Accounting'.'