Newton Aficionado Pillows

In the days before Newton discovered gravity...

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Newton's Law and Order.

Whatever works for you.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Mixed Nuts

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Thomas Wyatt

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

'Our accountant says we're going broke. What should we do?' - 'Hire an economist. They also get it wrong.'

An object at rest tends to remain at ... ouch!

'The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day.'

Isaac Newton without the Apple Tree.

"It's me, '9' from yoga class."

"Relax...junior was just working on his knot tying merit badge!"

Almonds, pecans, pistachios, cashews

Physics Lab. Sorry I'm late, but "a body at rest," you know.

'I always dream about cricket, all night every night.'

And God said: Let the waters generateReptile with spawn abundant, living soul;And let fowl fly above the earth. (Paradise Lost).

The Stoned Age

"My weight in nectar, on the rocks."

Gravity - What good is it?

"Now you're prepared."

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'