Newton Aficionado Gifts

In the days before Newton discovered gravity...

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

Newton's Law and Order.

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Whatever works for you.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Mixed Nuts

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

Thomas Wyatt

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

Isaac Newton without the Apple Tree.

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

'The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day.'

'Our accountant says we're going broke. What should we do?' - 'Hire an economist. They also get it wrong.'

"It's me, '9' from yoga class."

"Relax...junior was just working on his knot tying merit badge!"

And God said: Let the waters generateReptile with spawn abundant, living soul;And let fowl fly above the earth. (Paradise Lost).

'I always dream about cricket, all night every night.'

The Stoned Age

Gravity - What good is it?

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

"Now you're prepared."

"What an ego! One day it's Newton's laws of dynamics, then it's Newton's theory of gravitation..."