Newtonian Nerd Gifts

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

My other cello is a Stradivari

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Jack London

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Moby Dick

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Addicted to reading

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Cliff Notes

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Why giraffes hate winter