Neutrino Nerd Gifts

'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!'

'ONe hundred million neutrinos are passing through our bodies every second, and we're worried about the price of coffee.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Why giraffes hate winter

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

The Joshua Tree

The hummingbird's hum.