Neutrino Nerd Gifts

'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!'

'ONe hundred million neutrinos are passing through our bodies every second, and we're worried about the price of coffee.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Physicists can't explain why neutrinos were clocked going faster than the speed of light. Maybe they were going downhill.

'You look as though you've been dragged through a Large Hadron Collider backwards.'

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

Why giraffes hate winter

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'