Newtonian Enthusiast Gifts

Intelligent people laugh too!

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

X-RAY

Newton's Law and Order.

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Friedrich Nietzsche

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

Yum Yum

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

In the days before Newton discovered gravity...

Franz Liszt

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

Isaac Newton without the Apple Tree.

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

'The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day.'

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

'Bauhaus retirement home.'

"Naked Gardening Day, yes, Wilkinshaw...naked computing day, noooooo!...."

"One hundred million neutrinos are passing through our bodies every second, and we're worried about the price of coffee."

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.

'I had a really embarrassing dream last night. I was walking around in public, with all my clothes on.'

Gravity - What good is it?

'So that's why they call you a 'wonk'.'

"I don't like the look of that new member."