Newtonian Nerd Pillows

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Moby Dick

My other cello is a Stradivari

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Jack London

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Addicted to reading

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Why giraffes hate winter

Reading

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"