Newton Fans Gifts

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Tourists and their Pets.

Mikado

You must be this tall.

Baby rocks!

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

"Madonna's out early this morning."

Dadonomics

Fast food

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

In the days before Newton discovered gravity...

"You need to paint more. Remember, time is Monet ... "

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

Nashville Peacock

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

'Crikey Zork, they're huge!'

Art Auction. A previous expert said it's real, but the appraiser here siad my impressionist painting is a fake. Your Monet is no good here.

'The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day.'

An object at rest tends to remain at ... ouch!

The Unsportables: Shot Put

Pole Vaulting in Hurdle Race

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

Physics Lab. Sorry I'm late, but "a body at rest," you know.

'I'm going to be gone for awhile, Eleanor. . . don't wait up.'