Newton Fan Gifts

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Is it that bad?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

You must be this tall.

Baby rocks!

Missing You.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

S.P.F. 1,000

The polar olympics

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'God's speed.'

Smile

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"Lucky Guess."

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Formula.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'...Or not.'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

How symbols are chosen for equations