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Baby rocks!

Intelligent people laugh too!

Hamlet

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Clown Skis.

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

'You've got lot toe!'

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

Woman opens sushi box.

Dadonomics

"I said the name's Bond, James Bond..."

The last Easter

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

Easter.

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

'This is what happens when you try to blow out that many candles.'

Bunny at bar asks for something hoppy.

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

'Looks like a new buffet opened up down the street. Feel like checking it out?'

Flightless Birds in a Balloon

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

What do you mean 'Hunting insurance is only for those DOING the hunting'?!

Physics Lab. Sorry I'm late, but "a body at rest," you know.

'We're hoping to go back to the James Bond of the novels, so we're looking for a sexist, misogynist dinosaur.'

'Do you have one where the little bunny runs his big yap till he gets what's coming to him?'