Bonnet Fan Mugs

Baby rocks!

Intelligent people laugh too!

Hamlet

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Clown Skis.

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

'You've got lot toe!'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

Dadonomics

Woman opens sushi box.

The last Easter

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Easter.

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

Bunny at bar asks for something hoppy.

'Looks like a new buffet opened up down the street. Feel like checking it out?'

What do you mean 'Hunting insurance is only for those DOING the hunting'?!

Flightless Birds in a Balloon

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

'This is a great hiding place.'

'Do you have one where the little bunny runs his big yap till he gets what's coming to him?'