Nobility Fan Mugs

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Da Vinci Cod

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Tortoise polishing his shell

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Running out of Gas.

Relax.

Migration Music

Rembrandt's Selfies

Step aerobics

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Bev puts on an old favorite

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'