Nobility Fan Gifts

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Da Vinci Cod

So … you do a lot of yoga?

You're my Venus

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Tortoise polishing his shell

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

Running out of Gas.

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Relax.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Step aerobics

Migration Music

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Bev puts on an old favorite

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'