Notice Board Fan Gifts

"Community Board."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

Your job...is to make sure nothing ever gets to this desk

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'The teacher says you're very clever for your age!'

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

Competitions.

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

'This will sting for just a minute.'

'This should be fun... this is my brother-in-law's tax return!'

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

'Do you want tea leaves or the cards?' - 'You mean you don't know.'

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

"I said, that's my final offer, Carmody. Pressing the pound key for more options will get you nowhere."

"Everything is in the Cloud."

Animals on a see-saw.

"You can run, Elliot, but you can't hide."

Run out and get me some lunch.