Suggestion Box Fan Gifts

'That was Larry...always trying to improve himself.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Tortoise polishing his shell

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Wine of the Day Club

'I understand you're not very happy here, Wiley.'

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Hole Sale

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Woman opens sushi box.

'Some of those suggestions were priceless.'

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

Suggestions Box

Snitching box.

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

Remote Toaster

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Office suggestion box at top of dangerous climbing wall.

It was love at first sight.

Cartoonist Thinking Whilst His Pencil Snoozes.

'I got Norman a personalised number plate that reflects character.' NON NTT

"I'm sorry for doubting you. I guess I can shop by myself."

Dog at the Returns Desk

Cran-Apple. Cran-Grape. Cran-Raspberry. Cran-Cran.

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

Greetings cards

Santa's computer used its own unique operating system.

'It's a conversation piece.'