Suggestion Box Aficionado Gifts

'Some of those suggestions were priceless.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Günter Grass

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"And Jasper, dear Jasper, with his soulful eyes and great sagging jowl, would be stretched upon the floor, his tail a-thump when he heard his master's footsteps." Penny loved Daphne Du Maurier's 'Rebecca'.

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Time Clock.

'I understand you're not very happy here, Wiley.'

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

Suggestion box.

'I just want it on record that I'm delivering this for somebody else.'

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

You're supposed to come out. Cat-in-a-Box!

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

"Someone put something rude about me in the suggestion box. Our corporate forensic scientist is analyzing fingerprints, DNA and security video as we speak."

"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"

Don

Snitching box.

Margaret Atwood

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

The Cheshire cat meets the Cheshire dog.

Office suggestion box at top of dangerous climbing wall.

'She's only a secretary, but she has her own suggestion box.'

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

Overflowing suggestion box. Suggestion says: 'I suggest you empty this.'

Fagin from Oliver Twist

'I see by your resume that you've been my loyal twitter follower.'

Struck by a thought.

If Tom Clancy was a Pit Bull.