Suggestion Box Champion Gifts

"I'll need a DNA test on this one, Miss Jones."

"Be careful what you wish for. It could lead to higher taxes."

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Suggestion Box

Time Clock.

'I understand you're not very happy here, Wiley.'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

Suggestion box.

Man rolling ball up a hill

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

'Some of those suggestions were priceless.'

'Do you take credit for things that others have done?'

"Someone put something rude about me in the suggestion box. Our corporate forensic scientist is analyzing fingerprints, DNA and security video as we speak."

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

Snitching box.

'She's only a secretary, but she has her own suggestion box.'

£50 Suggestion Bonus - Congratulations, Donkin. That idea of yours is going to save us millions.

"I never thought I'd see the day, they're taking our suggestions seriously at last!"

'What's that doing here?... I thought this was heaven!'

"Many years ago during the Brexit debate, your grandfather was one of the greatest keyboard warriors of his time."

'Thank you for letting us know that you have nothing better to do!'

'But why on earth, Mr Dressen, would you want a twelfth opinion?'

An executive is reading a book on hand writing analysis so he can identify who has been putting suggestions in the suggestions box.

Second Thoughts

Dare you to make a suggestion.

Mountain guru has suggestion box.

Post Suggestions In Here. . . and don't forget to flush.

Suggestion Box: 'Hang it lower!'