Suggestion Box Survivor Gifts

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Suggestion Box

Time Clock.

'I understand you're not very happy here, Wiley.'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

Suggestion box.

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

When boomerangs argue.

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

'Some of those suggestions were priceless.'

Snitching box.

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Someone put something rude about me in the suggestion box. Our corporate forensic scientist is analyzing fingerprints, DNA and security video as we speak."

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

£50 Suggestion Bonus - Congratulations, Donkin. That idea of yours is going to save us millions.

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

'Thank you for letting us know that you have nothing better to do!'

"Be careful what you wish for. It could lead to higher taxes."

'What's that doing here?... I thought this was heaven!'

"I'll need a DNA test on this one, Miss Jones."

Dare you to make a suggestion.

An executive is reading a book on hand writing analysis so he can identify who has been putting suggestions in the suggestions box.

Second Thoughts

"It's not enough I have to think outside the box. Now I have to think outside the bubble!"

"Of all the hundreds of islands I could get washed up on, I get to land on Hell's Island."