Suggestion Box Survivor Gifts

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Suggestion Box

Time Clock.

'I understand you're not very happy here, Wiley.'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

Suggestion box.

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

When boomerangs argue.

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

'Some of those suggestions were priceless.'

"Someone put something rude about me in the suggestion box. Our corporate forensic scientist is analyzing fingerprints, DNA and security video as we speak."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

The menu said this soup is recommended for mature diners, and is rated "AFS." What does that stand for? "Adult fly situations."

Snitching box.

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

£50 Suggestion Bonus - Congratulations, Donkin. That idea of yours is going to save us millions.

Office suggestion box at top of dangerous climbing wall.

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

'That was Larry...always trying to improve himself.'

'What's that doing here?... I thought this was heaven!'

"Be careful what you wish for. It could lead to higher taxes."

"I'll need a DNA test on this one, Miss Jones."

'Thank you for letting us know that you have nothing better to do!'

An executive is reading a book on hand writing analysis so he can identify who has been putting suggestions in the suggestions box.

Dare you to make a suggestion.

"It's not enough I have to think outside the box. Now I have to think outside the bubble!"

Second Thoughts