Suggestion Box Detective Gifts

"Someone put something rude about me in the suggestion box. Our corporate forensic scientist is analyzing fingerprints, DNA and security video as we speak."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

A boy acting suspiciously

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'I understand you're not very happy here, Wiley.'

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

Suggestion box.

'I just want it on record that I'm delivering this for somebody else.'

The Tangents talk it over.

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

I don't trust that guy.

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

'Some of those suggestions were priceless.'

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

Snitching box.

'It looks fishy to me.'

'The body? In the mystery section, of course.'

"I'm sorry Professor, but you know too much!"

£50 Suggestion Bonus - Congratulations, Donkin. That idea of yours is going to save us millions.

Overflowing suggestion box. Suggestion says: 'I suggest you empty this.'

Office suggestion box at top of dangerous climbing wall.

"I never thought I'd see the day, they're taking our suggestions seriously at last!"

"Miss Duxbury, get this one checked for fingerprints!"

"Be careful what you wish for. It could lead to higher taxes."

"I'll need a DNA test on this one, Miss Jones."

'What's that doing here?... I thought this was heaven!'

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"