Suggestion Box Detective Pillows

"Someone put something rude about me in the suggestion box. Our corporate forensic scientist is analyzing fingerprints, DNA and security video as we speak."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

A boy acting suspiciously

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'I understand you're not very happy here, Wiley.'

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

Suggestion box.

'I just want it on record that I'm delivering this for somebody else.'

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

The Tangents talk it over.

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

'Some of those suggestions were priceless.'

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

I don't trust that guy.

'The body? In the mystery section, of course.'

Snitching box.

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

'It looks fishy to me.'

"I'm sorry Professor, but you know too much!"

Overflowing suggestion box. Suggestion says: 'I suggest you empty this.'

£50 Suggestion Bonus - Congratulations, Donkin. That idea of yours is going to save us millions.

"I never thought I'd see the day, they're taking our suggestions seriously at last!"

"Miss Duxbury, get this one checked for fingerprints!"

"Be careful what you wish for. It could lead to higher taxes."

"I'll need a DNA test on this one, Miss Jones."

'Thank you for letting us know that you have nothing better to do!'

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"

'Higgins??! My gosh, someone has stolen your identity!!