Suggestion Sleuth Pillows

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

An executive is reading a book on hand writing analysis so he can identify who has been putting suggestions in the suggestions box.

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

I just spend all day inventing the conjunction! And?

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

Net Zero Superstitions

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

To help for having job my lost a translator as

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

Conflicting Reports

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

I don't trust that guy.

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

The dog chased the cat. Who can tell me what the subject is? It's grammar, isn't it?!

'The cat's finishing off your sudoku again.'

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'

'At a guess I'd say there were Santa's little helpers.'