Sentence Sleuth Pillows

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Joan Hickson

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

Whodunits

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"That's more like it!"

Conflicting Reports

Subtitle Guessing

'At a guess I'd say there were Santa's little helpers.'